I was told if I didn't add a contact form to my website, it wouldn't look sufficiantly professional. Of course this suggestion, while well intentioned, seems to have triggered a bout of status anxiety, which is what led me to be sitting here now typing some mundane code into my trusty desktop. Frankly if you don't already know how to contact me through one of the many social media platforms, like the sort you came into contact with me initially, then I might assume you are some kind of bot or cyborg. However if you've read this far then you are most likely the very opposite of the aforementioned cyber-rash. You are a gem in the rough tread of this here informationsuperhighway, and I want to hear what interesting things you have to say.